I am working crazy ass hours lately, so much so that not even the fact of having to use a regular keyboard (as my ergonomic yummy-mummy one has failed again) is that bothersome when coming down to hitting the brass tacks of putting out a piece of delectable deliciousness.
However, (there always is a however), I have been deterred from my reality participation and regular good time smiling persona by the never ending failure of my Ignition Interlock Device. DEVICES! Yes, they suck!
Funny how sleeping 3-4 hours a day seven days a week and spending the rest of my time being tied up in work duties or commutes are not as upsetting as the car not starting due to technical malfunction! I could live on one hour of sleep a day if everything went with ease; specifically the friggin’ car starting!
Here is the device that I use:
They are installing the fourth one into my truck today. It is the fourth one in less than two months; yes, that is right, FOURTH unit in FIVE weeks! You do the math on that one sweet-cheeks!
Here is a great picture of someone trying to impersonate me being happy while blowing on my device in order to get other people to blow into the devices that they lease to other social deviants and legal miscreants like me! Mom must be so proud! I know that Dionysus is!
Just remember that this could easily be any of you and I DO NOT want to hear the “I NEVER drink and drive” excuse. Even cough syrup is technically drinking and driving! Any accident with fatal injuries that involves alcohol is zero tolerance and is considered manslaughter or second degree murder - just ask a D.A.! Always remember the chart and keep in mind that drinks are always stronger than the picture would lead you to assume (plus that morning after hangover could lead you to a D.U.I. as well!):
So, if you don’t pay attention or consider the consequences of everything you are doing with precision than you just might end up like me, or this guy:
I have played by all the rules since I was pulled over for bad registration tags in September 2005 and found to be under the influence. I have done the time, done the classes, done the AA - ALL the rules. My reward: having my truck non-operational for most of the last two months of permitted driving due to faulty technology and other people’s human err.
PRICELESS!
A bit angry: YES!
A bit humorist: YES!
Going to bed: YES!
Be good and smile.
Godspeed!
When you actually think about it ...It could be much worse you could have been drinking and driving and killed a kid or something be thankful thats all you have to do to start your truck.. Be thankful that you are now sober and have your wits back about yourself.. Be thankful that your writing here in the stream has many of us wondering why we are even here...
BE good my Friend and blow a true blow... Until the flip side
Gloria
Sorry to have to write this but it kinda reminded me of that scene in 40 yr old virgin...lol! Although, I do lurve some Steve Carrell!
Take Care!
I am thankful for many different things, yet I know that being able to vent on the ones that may seem minor in regards to the coulda-shoulda-woulda's is most defintaly something that I need to do as they are the ones that are effecting and affecting my current state of being. This is what allows me to be able to appreciate all that I have, what I have become, and what never was to be (good or bad).
I am plugging along ok and things get better everyday as things truly do have a way of working out.
I hope all is well up on the North side of things.
Be good and smile.
Godspeed.
R.E. Knowlton III
It is good to see you as I have not read your words in many along day and I am happy to know that I am loved.
Sometimes things do just suck and inversely (and in this case) sometimes they blow!
It is working out as it most always does. It is strange how the little things in life hold us straight up at the helm and make us know that the warmth in the belly of the ship is just a mere shift change away. Better sunsets and better storms are always over every crest of the wave.
I hope this finds you well and smiling.
I do miss your comments.
Be good and smile.
Godspeed.
R.E. Knowlton III
It is completely Steve Carrell and I so wish it were not.
Things are working better now and I hope they continue to.
I must thank you foir continueing to read and comment as I do not have as much time to return the favour these days but knowing that you are still reading makes me smile.
I hope you are well and I promise to catch up with your posts soon.
Be good and smile.
Godspeed.
R.E. Knowlton III
~ Happy Time Changing Day!
Creative juives indeed, but I can't help but think that you have commented on the wrong post as this is found on the one about the breathalizer device on my vehicle and the post above this one is about tripping on acid. Mmmm ... I am left to wonder.
I hope you are well and it was good to hear from you.
Be good and smile.
Godspeed.
R.E. Knowlton III
~ Say hello to the mrs. for me!
If you don't tell me, I won't tell on you!!!!
I won't tell and we can keep it our little secret!
I hope you are well and smiling.
Godspeed.
R.E. Knowlton III